THEY PUSHED BACK DH PART 1 TO FEBRUARY 2011.
THIS HAS GOT TO BE A FUCKING JOKE
wat wat wat lol
ahjsfgkshfjkdfhdkjf WHAT???? X(
CAN`T WAIT ANY LONGERRRRR. :|
These mosquitoes piss me off.
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”
She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”
Exactly why I adore these people.
Here’s the stroy.
My mom is currently studying Masteral blah blah in UP. She asked me to download the uTorrent thingy. Then on the following instructions are two additional websites. Guess what. Those are
porn sites. I asked my mom on who told her the sites. She said it was her classmate. I wanna swear. I wanna cry. Anong kala nila? Magandang joke yun? I never told my mom. I wanted to cry. They’re not taking my mom seriously. That was bad. Those students are jerks. So instead, I downloaded the uTorrent. I was staring at her, trying to think of things to tell, instead she said: “Bianca, sasapakin kita, wag mo kong i-pressure. Sasapakin talaga kita.” Whoa. Nagulat ako ahh. Nakakatakot yung tono eh. Buti na nga at ako pa ang naka-open nun, kung hindi, war na `to. In conclusion, useless din yung uTorrent, kasi di ko naman nahanap yung pinapa-download niya.
Thats all. I guess I just have to let it out. Thanks for reading. :)
This was a mistake, I think. The first site really is a porn site. The other one is also a downloading site. So maybe, just MAYBE. My mom’s classmate was thinking about a site, which has a similar name, but instead made a mistake and wrote the porn site’s name. You know what I mean? Or maybe, he was really thinking of the porn site. =)) I dunno.